EARLY BIRD
Early risers get to the gym early in the morning and do great to fit a workout into their schedules. However, to get in the gym early means to work out and get yourself at least on the treadmill. This person, though, decided to take a nap instead.
In the end, all she burned on her penned gym time, though, is time and not even an ounce of calories. Good thing, she came in safe in her sleepy state as God forbid, she would have been a good candidate to meet an accident and use up her insurances.